2009 Friendship Contract

After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!
It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2009
May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
In simple words ............
May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!
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