Never Lie To A Female
Naked on the beach there was a guy sunbathing in the nude.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with a newspaper that he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the there?”
Thinking quickly the guy replied, “A Bird” The little girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain.
The police was there and asked him what happened. The guy confused says, “I don’t know. I was lying on the beach, when this little girl came up to me and asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I’m lying in here like this.”
The police went to the Beach, found the little girl, and asked her, “What did you do to that naked fellow? “After a pause, the little girl replied, “To him nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spat on me. So I broke its fucking neck, crack its two damn eggs and set the mother fucking nest on fire!”
The moral of this story……………NEVER LIE TO A FEMALE!
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