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The Prostitute from Glasgow

Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute.

He got down and dirty with her. Afterwards, the prostitute said: "100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is 200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind."

Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again. The prostitute asked for 100, but the guy again says: "No, here's 200." The prostitute says: "You're so kind."

More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says: "100, please." The guy slaps her and hands her 200.
The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?" Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow." The prostitute says: "I am from there too."

The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you 600."

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