The blond better
Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Tom and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Tom says, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!” The blond better.
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Tom saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Tom replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.”
The blond replied, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Tom took the money…..
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