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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself ...
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9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when ...
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A human's chalkboard assignments

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an ...
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All you can eat rest stop billboard sign

All you can eat rest stop billboard sign

A humorous ad for an all you can eat rest stop in this highway tunnel
billboard sign picture. A funny advertisement and marketing scheme to check ...
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Americans eat one hundred acres of pizza a day

On average, Americans eat one hundred acres of pizza a day. This amounts to about three hundred fifty slices per second.
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An apple a day, keeps the doctor away

An apple a day
keeps the doctor away

Apple in the morning
Doctor's warning

Roast apple at night
Starves the doctor ...
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Banana A Day

A banana a day keeps the doctor away

Never put bananas in the refrigerator!!

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, ...
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Christian ways to reduce stress‏

This is some great advice. Post above your bed and on the mirror.

An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what ...
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Danger of Eating Chocolate

Danger of Eating Chocolate

New Danger Associated with Chocolate.

Do you eat Chocolate?

We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will ...
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Don't Eat Curry Goat

A woman cooks curry goat but doesn't tell the kids what it is.
They ask for a clue and she says its dads favorite.
The son screams, its pussy ...
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