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The Twelve Days of "Cats"mas

On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mistress ...
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A Moaner or a Screamer for Christmas

All I Want For Christmas:

Well I only got a sweater for Christmas
Not the best thing to get for a dreamer
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Christmas Ghost from down the hall

One night there was a black guy a white guy and santa clause. They all rented a room in the same hotel.

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Signs Santa Has Been Drinking for Christmas

1. While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
2. You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a ...
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Kinky Rudolf

Kinky Rudolf

Ooh that felt sooo Good, whip me, whip me harder, pull my reins hard you fat bastard!
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'Twas the Night before Finals

T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.

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Happy Everything

Happy Everything

Happy Birthday, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Anniversary, Honica, Valentineís Day, Easter, New year, Merry Christmas, 4th of July, ...
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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! ...
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Chinese New Year Resolutions

Chinese New Year Resolutions

I will stop opening fortune cookies until I find one I like.

My restaurant will stop pretending its buffet is in any way ...
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New Year's Eve Bang!

New Year's Eve Bang!

Itís New Yearís Eve. You should be bringing in the New Year with a bang!
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