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The Twelve Days of "Cats"mas

On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mistress ...
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Signs Santa Has Been Drinking for Christmas

1. While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
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Kinky Rudolf

Kinky Rudolf

Ooh that felt sooo Good, whip me, whip me harder, pull my reins hard you fat bastard!
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'Twas the Night before Finals

T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.

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Happy Everything

Happy Everything

Happy Birthday, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Anniversary, Honica, Valentine’s Day, Easter, New year, Merry Christmas, 4th of July, ...
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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! ...
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Chinese New Year Resolutions

Chinese New Year Resolutions

I will stop opening fortune cookies until I find one I like.

My restaurant will stop pretending its buffet is in any way ...
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George Bush’s New Year’s Resolutions

George Bush’s New Year’s Resolutions

New Year’s Resolutions

1. Avoid big hurricanes and floods
2. Supreme Court: Conservatives not Cronies
3. Order domestic spying but ...
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Christmas Undies

Christmas Undies

Meet me under the mistletoe.
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Santa Claus's Accident

Santa Claus's Accident

If you didn’t get your gifts this year, here is the reason why.

Santa Claus had an accident. He was flying fast trying to deliver all of his ...
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