Chinese New Year Resolutions
I will stop opening fortune cookies until I find one I like.
My restaurant will stop pretending its buffet is in any way ...
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Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! ...
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Nerdy New Year’s Resolutions
1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
3. I will spend less ...
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Happy Everything
Happy Birthday, St. Patrick's Day, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Anniversary, Honica, Valentine’s Day, Easter, New year, Merry Christmas, 4th of July, ...
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'Twas the Night before Finals
T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were ...
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Kinky Rudolf
Ooh that felt sooo Good, whip me, whip me harder, pull my reins hard you fat bastard!
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Signs Santa Has Been Drinking for Christmas
1. While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
2. You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a ...
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Christmas Without a Bonus
Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus
10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"
9. The last time you ...
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he ...
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Christmas Ghost from down the hall
One night there was a black guy a white guy and santa clause. They all rented a room in the same hotel.
In the Black guys hotel he saw a ...
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