Yo momma so nasty, she gave me ear infection
Yo momma so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo momma's so fat... 90210
Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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Your momma worked at M and M's factory
Your momma is so stupid she worked at an m and m's factory and was putting the candy inside the bags and threw away all the m and m's that had a w on ...
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NBA clippers game
Yo momma is so dumb that she went to a clippers game to get a haircut.
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Yo Momma's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat
Yo momma is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, "here comes the school bus."
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You're so ugly
You're so ugly yo mama had to tied a steak around you neck just so the dogs would play with you!
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Your momma's so dirty...
Your momma's so dirty just to take a bath she must sneak up on the bath water to get in.
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Yo Momma, and the air conditioning
Your momma is so poor I stepped on an ice cube and yo momma said oh shit there goes the air conditioning.
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Yo Momma's so fat... Thong
Yo' momma so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
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Yo momma's so fat... Occupancy 240
Yo momma so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' momma."
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