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Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Five Minute Management Course: Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' ...
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Bob the Golfer in the Bowling League

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and
plays golf every Saturday.

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Bush Dodges thrown Shoes

Bush Shoe thrown, 2 shoes thrown at President George W Bush during press conference in Iraq
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Classic insurance claim statements

ACTUAL STATEMENTS FROM INSURANCE CLAIMS

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to ...
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How to make a girl squirt?

How to make a girl squirt?

Fill her up with water and poke a hole in her.
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Keeley and the Chocolate Guy

Keeley and the Chocolate Guy

Picture of Keeley in a bikini next to the Chocolate Guy from the Axe ads.

This is a Valentine gift him and her
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11 Signs You Watch Too Much TV

11) You end telephone conversations with the phrase, "You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"

10) You wonder why the people at TV guide have ...
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From The Balcony at The Posh Theatre

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but ...
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Pregnant Lady

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. He ...
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Marriage Humor

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, ...
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