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Sexy Mercedes Thong

Sexy Mercedes Thong

Mercedes symbol created by metal circle and sexy thong.
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Paper vs. Soap

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it came back there were still stains in her panties.

The next week she encloses ...
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Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Five Minute Management Course: Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' ...
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

Five Minute Management Course: Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and ...
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Little Vito and the Wedding Ring

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and she shoots one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on Little ...
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Little Vito On More Math

Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks Little Vito's father?
'The teacher asked me: 'How much ...
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Real life Answers to Why did the chicken cross the road?

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication, we do not even have a ...
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The Sad Tree

Once upon a time there was a tree that had lost all of its limbs in a war. Because this tree could not offer shelter from the elements birds would ...
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery

- Oops!
- Has anyone seen my watch?
- That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
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Empty Toilet Paper Roll

Empty Toilet Paper Roll

Ran out of toilet paper. Ha Ha you're fucked now!
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